theinternetlesbian:

For my first video on this new channel I wanted to do something special, so I wrote a song about how pointless Larry Bloom’s character is on Orange is the New Black. Seriously how insignificant is he?

I’m probably the worst singer ever, but the special effects are FLAWLESS ;)


oitnb-is-life:

Everyone’s reaction.

nothingwrongwithbeingadreamer:

I wonder if Jason Biggs knows that most of the OITNB fandom hates Larry.

He does.


babysittercas:

if youre ever feeling bad about one of your decisions remember that someone actually agreed to marry Larry Bloom


fucking Larry
- ancient proverb (via lylawantsacracker)

I made her cum vaginally, do you even know how hard that is to do?
- Larry Bloom confirmed for having weak dick game (via nerdyfemmefatale)

coffee-loving-weirdo:

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month


Thank christ.

coffee-loving-weirdo:

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

Thank christ.

(Source: cannula-lingus)

The Japanese say you have three faces.
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
- Unknown (via psych-facts)

accioakhaten:

Timey Wimey Fest 2014
       ↳  Week 1, Day 3 : Favourite quote

That’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. 

accioakhaten:

Timey Wimey Fest 2014

       ↳  Week 1, Day 3 : Favourite quote

That’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. 

copinghotspacelady:

I’ve never heard silence quite this loud. -Taylor Swift, The Story Of Us

copinghotspacelady:

I’ve never heard silence quite this loud. -Taylor Swift, The Story Of Us